christmas banter
  • me: i think our son is gay
  • husband: why
  • me: i made him curl my hair because i've been drinking since 10 am and didn't want to burn myself again
  • me: and he was really good at it
  • me: he was better than the salon i go to and i pay that fairy fifty bucks
  • husband: you've been drinking since 10?
  • me: and i said "honey you havent had a girlfriend in a while" and he was like "i'm 12"
  1. Date Posted Icon 25th December 2011
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