January 2012
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Lana Del Rey is the best thing to happen in 2012...
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Let’s Go to the Mall - Robin...
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What if I just had a regular sleeping schedule,...
Then I wouldn’t be in school. I hate how my schedule is so messed up when I’m in school.
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Shit Black Moms Say.
omg, who video taped my mom?! this is like accurate as fucck.
December 2011
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
“What good are the gifts
and of what use is the cheer
if you are not here?”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
the courage, it's within me. the courage, it's...
courage is the direct correlation to happiness.
christmas banter
me: i think our son is gay
husband: why
me: i made him curl my hair because i've been drinking since 10 am and didn't want to burn myself again
me: and he was really good at it
me: he was better than the salon i go to and i pay that fairy fifty bucks
husband: you've been drinking since 10?
me: and i said "honey you havent had a girlfriend in a while" and he was like "i'm 12"
Happy Easter everyone! I can't wait to find the...
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